A Day in Review

I deem today the weirdest bookstore day ever...

Today the following events occured within the walls of my workplace:

-A child urinated on the bookstore floor
-A woman held her hand in the air until one of my lovely cashiers helped her
-Some one asked me if they could have product for free...you know like you do...

These are the moments people...

Tell us if you have ever had a day in the office worthy of one such title.